We bought ourselves an electric milker.
We didn't know the hose from the spout.
We hooked it to Betsy our cow and we left her.
Four hours later she turned inside out.
Where, oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
You met another and phttt you were gone.
"Hee-Haw"
circa 1979